You're not a real person until you have a license

Has anyone noticed that when you go out to the bars they only accept your diver's license as a valid piece of ID? Try using a health card and they'll ask for a second piece of ID. Am I not who I say I am unless this magical piece of plastic says that I am indeed Camli? Are we not real people unless we know how to drive? It seems unfair to those who don't drive and constantly renew their g1 (ahem Nancy and Diane) just to have a valid ID to keep their identity. My theory on this whole matter: IT'S A CONSPIRACY. The govenment wants us all to drive or have this piece of government issued document with us at ll times, why? I have not figured that out yet, but they do!

But what can one do? I mean, we all want to go to the bars and get shit faced. My answer...I also have no idea. But I am sure that I will have an epiphony at some point, though the last one I had was probably quite sometime ago. I believe that was when I got the bright idea to smoke up on my resident balcony and got myself locked out 6 floors above ground. So let's not hold ours breaths on that matter. Anyhow, that's it for my crazy ideas for now. Cheers!