I'm not lying!

Wow, a new blog within a 24 hr span.

I keep telling people that I'm a loser and I'm crazy, but no one believes me. Why won't people believe you when you're telling the truth and believe you when you're lying? This sucks. But truly, I'm not lying and I'll prove it.

How do you know you're crazy?
1. You go out and buy anti-bacterial spray to clean your washroom eventhough, you know you're the only one using the damn thing.
2. You refuse to touch the kitchen floor with your barefeet because you think it might possibly be dirty.
3. Everything much be spotless, of course I temporarily look the other way when I'm in Guelph. I can't be anal living with other people, they'd end up calling me Nazi or something.
4. You have your own set of things because you don't want other people's germs on your stuff. Cause you know, maybe ebola really is transferrable by using other people's things...or is it?
5. You line the toilet seat and toilet bowl with tissue paper before you even consider sitting down to take a piss. Of course that can also get you stuck in a very sticky...rather watery situation. (I clogged one of the toilets at a restuarant in downtown Toronto. Water started to pour out of the stall and into the restuarant. Yeah, another one of my moments in glory)

How do you know you're a loser?
1. You sit in your room, you know you have homework to do but instead you decide it would be wiser to stare at the wall for several hours.
2. You have nothing else better to do than to stare at that damned wall. Speaking of which, there sure are a few.
3. You desperately search for people online on msn to reassure yourself that someone out there is also sitting in their room, at their computer, doing nothing just like you.
4. And lastly, when your friends ask you what you've done for the weekend after telling you all the exciting drunken festivities they've had, you response, "I sat around and hung out". Yes, that's right, "sitting around" and "hanging out" is the universal code for "I DID FUCK ALL" and "I WISH YOU WOULD SHUT UP ABOUT YOUR AWESOME LIFE AND LEAVE ME ALONE, I feel so lonely."